More New People

Ok, I know what everyone is thinking. We've just added two new bloggers, and Michael Leonard will be on the way, and that's just fine. No big deal. I know it seems you can't swing a cat and not hit a BMBS blogger these days, but we're happy to have ya'll. But here are some reminders:

Arvind and Tim, this blog is not about smoking weed or listening to jam bands. If you guys are up for that sort of thing, I'm sure they'd love to have you over at the Widespread Birkenstocks blog. The only drugs we know about here are cheap alcohol and love potion #9.

Mike, we all know you voluntarily choose to come to Athens and then bash UGA at the same time. Not a problem. Hopefully we can find some common ground here.

The whole idea here is to have fun, but just keep in mind we do have an agenda here at BMBS. Some of the elements of that agenda include: helping Will get the Father Rafael Cup Award (or whatever it's called), fighting for lower marginal income tax rates, making the shrimp and oyster combination at Carey Hilliard's the monthly special permanantly, eliminating the federal minimum wage, getting Ryan on Survivor, ensuring that the price of a private lap dance at State Line does not exceed the current $40 rate, making sure the Republican party keeps control of Congress until 2054, ensuring that the Swinging Medallions play on the pier this summer and not on that stage in front of Ocean Plaza, and raising the speed limit in Thunderbolt from 35 to 65 mph.

These are just a few agenda items, my friends. Given our newfound strength in numbers, we can rise to meet these new challenges, and with time, we will be successful.