Thursday, December 10, 2009

2000, Part 2



Joe and Stephen go missing on July 3rd

The Patriot

Blaze Haze

Trevor Wachsman

Catch-22

Elian Gonzalez

Who Let the Dogs Out

Danaher-Neher-Mahoney-Crumley

Paying Joe $100

Kevin Leonard and Brittany Howard after the Johnson game

Ms. Dolan

Mark Haslam's house

Holly Ruf

The Sopranos

The Beach game

Captain Morgan's/Chicken McNugget Overdose

Commissioning

Mistah Ray-man, make mine a doctuh peppuh, cuz

Crossfire

Kenny O'Neal

The Camden game

Brandon Mell

"Probably not gay..."

Georgia beats Tennessee

Dollar delivery charge for double stacks

Matty Dotson

The Glynn game

Razor Scooters

Kimani showing up at Kelly Sheehy's house



Loose ass

Region champs

Kimani showing up at Meg Mamalakis' house

"Heavy Things"

Senior free's

Kwami Brown

Flores!  Flores para los muertos!

The 6th Man

Meet the Parents

Things Fall Apart

Castaway

15 comments:

sauers6 said...

Baby D, "UH HUHH YEH! BROOKS-N-DUNN!" -Dre, T.West and the rest of BBC

sauers6 said...

Attri-POUGH!!!
L.O.
Drawing a blank on the huge black guy who would always jump on the piles in football, smashing all the small freshman and JV players.

Snuffy said...

Red, Hot & Blue Memphis Pit Barbecue.

CDT/SGM Lane: "Hat on, Chief."
CW3 Carl: "Fuck you, Lane!"

Lane's price quote from Innecken's.

How close CDT/LTC Madison was to being fired by JMO3.

Curley loves Chumbawumba.

Au Revoir Phillips, Moye, Riner.

Jensen's summer workout regimen.

Fisk's experiment.

Brock Lightbourne and his archnemesis Sinclair LaCount.

Beef and Cheddar.

GAVSV is discovered.

HANK said...

Swinging Madallions

Snuffy said...

Correction: Lane was a CDT/CSM at the time of his dialogue with CW3 Carl.

Barstool69 said...

This is really just me but as I was squatting down next to my low locker between the well and C-wing getting books out, Mattie D. recognized my vulnerable position and pushed me over.

Flynn Miller drove me to school everyday and we would listen to the new Eminem album - that song "Stan" really creeped me out or he would play that 3 Doors Down song "Kryptonite" and drive 70mph in the Landings.

tim said...

Snuffy will have to help me with this one because I'm going to get it wrong:"Hung of the leg, down by the head. The bread wet with chocolate".

-El Cid is Spanish for The Cid

Ryan said...

Close. Hung of the leg, down the head. To receive the bread wet with chocolate.

Snuffy said...

I can't believe I didn't remember that one.

Chris said...

Thank you for the correction, Snuffy. And the funny thing is that I got two cheaper quotes from other floral places, but Col Owens insisted on Inneckens. When I told him the price Innecken's was charging(like, $130), CDT/COL Fleming was admonished in the following fashion:

"Your First Battalion Commanduh got a good ole Jawjuh ass-rapin'!"

tim said...

-"We bring you bread!"

-Mrs. Daniel falling out of her chair

-Ms. Sullivan getting jacked up by the door and coming back later in the day to teach after getting stitches.

-"Venir" and "ganar" and all of their conjugations.
"Get your mind out of the guttah gentlemen".

tim said...

-"I'll kick your fucking ass"(said in Burnside island speak).

-"Hey Everhart, don't bomb my house". Said after the kick made a pseudo bomb threat and post Columbine.

-Brooks playing Back in the USSR in AP European history and saying that it was educational.

-Cunnie balls getting pegged with milk and then jumping the lunch money and bucking up to the entire class.

-Cunnie balls going on the Cancun class trip.

tim said...

*jumping should be dropping

tim said...

Mister Sergeant Orsario

Mr. Bush

HANK said...

Writing fake love notes from Alasandro Frenando, and stapling them to MSG Osorio's desk.