"I'm not a badass, but I can be." - Jimmy Ray
The annual tradition of drinking beer and chasing Stephen along the parade route is upon us again. Let's get some dialog going about when to do this thing. As long as its not next week, any day is fine with me.
Leonard is ready. Been training since before Christmas. He plans on beating y'all blindfolded with a bare naked backwards handstand.
My vote is for Tuesday, March 15th.
How about postponing it until next year? You all need the additional time to train.
Better yet, schedule the race to coincide with the Special Olympics. Let's face it, besides Leonard, that's what the race has become.
I think Shane could possibly compete.
I've thrown this idea out before, but it has been shot down. Handicap the race so that the home stretch will be an all-out sprint to the finish line.
You can handicap all you want. What you really need is a 10-Speed to compete. You too "Shane."
10 speeds are complicated. Feats of strength. That's what this race needs. Festivus style.
Since no one else has suggested any other dates, can we go ahead and settle on March 15th?
The 15th is fine with me. Also, I am against handicapping the race in any fashion.
Then, March 15th it is!
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Leonard is ready. Been training since before Christmas.
He plans on beating y'all blindfolded with a bare naked backwards handstand.
My vote is for Tuesday, March 15th.
How about postponing it until next year? You all need the additional time to train.
Better yet, schedule the race to coincide with the Special Olympics. Let's face it, besides Leonard, that's what the race has become.
I think Shane could possibly compete.
I've thrown this idea out before, but it has been shot down. Handicap the race so that the home stretch will be an all-out sprint to the finish line.
You can handicap all you want. What you really need is a 10-Speed to compete. You too "Shane."
10 speeds are complicated. Feats of strength. That's what this race needs. Festivus style.
Since no one else has suggested any other dates, can we go ahead and settle on March 15th?
The 15th is fine with me. Also, I am against handicapping the race in any fashion.
Then, March 15th it is!
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