Thursday, February 25, 2010

RFI

Good morning. Welcome to Benedictine Military School. I am Cadet Colonel Snuffy P. Smith, Brigade Commander of the Corps of Cadets. I hope your stay here will be both pleasant and rewarding. The Brigade is looking forward to the upcoming inspection and review.

**UPDATE**

The Brigade scored 592 out of a possible 600 points to retain the Gold Star for the 24th consecutive year.

11 comments:

Patrick said...

The brigade is also looking forward to not receiving its yearbooks until next October.

tim said...

Because all I wanted for Christmas 2001 was my Senior year book.

HANK said...

How do you spell Ryan's middle name?

Snuffy said...

Phillllllllllllllllllip

David Cuntfunkel said...

Cadet Col Fleming is also looking forward to serving jug for 8 consecutive weeks.

TC said...

Snuffy walways had JUG because of the S-1

MAR said...

I think it is fixed.....

Unknown said...

Always thought it was rigged too. There have been some years where we looked like poo during RFI and a lot of students not knowing basic knowledge questions but still manage to almost score perfect by the end of the day.

-Former Brigade S-5, c/o 2000

HANK said...

What are you talking about MAR?
jiber jaber, jiber jaber.

MAR said...

mY sophmore yr Chris epps butchered the most easy question in the world.....

Snuffy said...

Is that why you dropped out, Mike? The hypocrisy of it all? And Epps had a speech impediment; you shouldn't make fun of him like that.