This is obviously of major concern to the BMBS nation. For years, BC has been able to raid Savannah Christian for a large amount of students, including many good athletes and all-around elitist assholes. In the future, the Lee McCurry's of Savannah might choose to stay at Savannah Christian. Also, public school kids that are tired of being thugs and Country Day kids that are tired of being fags might view SCPS as a better opportunity than BC. The Raiders have raised the ante. It's up to the two towers of Bobby and Tommy Cannon and the rest of the fellowship of the ring to ensure that BC remains the king.
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In our situation, the Race of Elves is equivalent to the Irish Catholic boys of BSS, SJS, and St. Peter's. I was talking with someone about this apocalyptic situation the other day. BC needs to treat the Catholic grammar school football teams as a farm league; giving the teams plays, helping them with practice routines, and most importantly to motivate the kids to sign up for football and to “just say no” to soccer. When we were little, it was everyone's goal to play football for BC. Now, the little shitheads want to cover shitty Tom Petty songs on a brand new guitar that mommy's boyfriend bought for him.
Plan B is to create a chicken flu scare on SCPS's campus.
Plan A will never happen because of a lack of motivation and foresight from "el Gapo"/"Hey men" himself. But it is very important to BC football that we get the SCPS kids. Stephen, I will leave the conjuring up of a plan to you, but I vote that we call it: "Operation: Get Gibson Hill"
You may be on to something Tim. In fact, you have inspired me to create BC's new slogan... "A Tradition of Excellence. Even for Crackers."
Even for crackers who can only eat crackers and drink sweat tea because they are allergic to everything else.
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