If you drink too much the night before and throw up all morning...you might be a cracker on St. Patrick's Day.
If you have sex in a bathroom stall at State Line Cabaret...you might be a cracker on St. Patrick's Day.
If you have sex at the bottom of the stairwell at the Marriott Courtyard...you might be a cracker on St. Patrick's Day.
If you pay for a room at the Marriott Courtyard and don't stay there...you might be a cracker on St. Patrick's Day.
If you make girls cry...you might be a cracker on St. Patrick's Day.
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If you throw up outside of mellow mushroom....
If you forgot to bring your green blazer....
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