Thursday, October 15, 2009

SNL Transcripts

SNL Transcripts

Norm MacDonald on Weekend Update:


In North Dakota this week, a hunter narrowly escaped death when a pocketknife in his breast pocket deflected a bullet shot by another hunter. Man, you know we have too many weapons in this country when people are getting shot in the knife. ... [light applause]

1 comment:

Patrick said...

"Yasser Arafat announced this week that his wife is pregnant. The happy couple said they really don't care if the child is a boy or girl, just as long as it hates Jews...." (light, scattered applause)