"You drink Guinness? That shit is nasty."
"I'll have a Bud Light."
"Who wants to play drinking games?"
"Ziggy-zoggy, ziggy-zoggy, hoy, hoy, hoy."
"Fuck you and the horse you rode in on."
"She's got some tig ol' bitties."
"Let's go to Savannah Smiles."
"I've never been to a strip club."
"I mean, I love him to death, but..."
In Statesboro:
"Who all's going to the bars?"
In Savannah:
"I think I'm just going to stay in tonight."
3 comments:
"Man, shut that’s f@#$ up! You can't talk about him like that,... he's like a brother to me."
"You better watch out, Brooks Zeigler is going to be a powerful man one day."
"No, Beef wasn't allowed in the pyramid picture. Our moms don't like him."
"Gawd, I wish I was big like that."
"Gawd, I look white as hell."
"Hey, you don't like the Eagles? Man, they're badass."
"Hey, remember that night at Ed's dock when..."
"Man, that's f%#@ed up."
"I call fives!"
"Don't call the girls, tonight is guys' night out."
"...wasting away again in Margaritaville!..."
"...looking for my lost shaker of salt!..."
"Holy shit, you drink and drive? That's dangerous as shit."
* * * * * 3 Hours Later * * * * *
"Can I get a ride home back to Burnside?"
Best post ever. Once upon a time a pyramid member, who's initials are B.Z., said to me:
"Hey man, there ain't nothin' sadder than a fat chick with little titties".
This was all said with Bacardi trucker hat firmly placed on head.
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