Don't Know Much About Terry Pendleton.

To be honest, I still thought he was playing third base. But here's one thing I do know: we need to find a way to round up all of California's politicians and ship them to the far side of the moon. There are countless reasons why we ought to do this for the good of (what's left of) that state and the country as a whole. Here is the most recent:



True, there's isn't much to do on the moon, but I'm sure they'd still somehow manage to tax, spend, run deficits, mock the military, and brag about how hard they've worked to earn the right to spend other people's money. At least we wouldn't have to deal with the consequences of their behavior back on planet Earth.