Saturday, August 20, 2011

BCTV

With all the hoopla surrounding the Longhorn Network, I think it's time for Br. Tim to lead the charge to create a subscription-based BCTV network.

The main content would, of course, be live athletic events. Other content could include:
  • Other live events, such as Commissioning, Pep Rallies, Gannam Day, RFI, Ring Day, St. Patrick's Day, Senior Review, Graduation, etc.
  • "The World According to Walsh" - a reality show featuring Coach Walsh.
  • "Mrs. Youngblood's Storytime" - a children's show that features Mrs. Youngblood reading classic American literature.
  • "The Cadre" - a sitcom based on the wacky antics of the JROTC Cadre.
  • "Osorio is On" - a late-night talk show hosted by MSG Osorio.
  • "BC and Friends" - a morning roundtable discussion of the day's top stories, featuring Coach Cannon, Coach Yeckley, Coach Curley and Chief Carl.
  • "BC Blood" - a fictional vampire show portraying the monks as real-life vampires.

9 comments:

Pl0we said...

how about a show with the cheerleaders

Snuffy said...

PLowe, this isn't Lifetime; it's BCTV.

Another idea: "Daily Affirmation With Coach Cannon" - a self-help show based on the SNL skits.

Pl0we said...

How about life in the supply room with CW3 Coach Karl.

Snuffy said...

That would be part of "The Cadre."

HANK said...

How about...

"Real Life: A Cafetorium with Falling Chairs."

Ryan said...

Brilliant post, snuffballs.

MAR said...

"Living with Hank"... A reality showing following around the BC legend.

Patrick said...

"Chatham Shore": reality sitcom documenting BC students' summer time scuffles with Tybee law enforcement.

Patrick said...

"Bad Men": throwback sitcom based in the mid-1960's where feeble Spanish teachers are hung from rafters, Seniors make freshman drink piss, and a young Jimmy Ray is constantly threatening to kick everybody's ass.