In wake of the worst attacks on our homeland, Americans wanted to feel reassured that our nation's best and brightest were there to protect us. And Chris Connolly was there to provide that reassurance to all 18-22 year-old females at Bird Dog one Saturday night in October of 2001:
"Hey baby. They sendin' my unit ova to Afghanistan this week on a top secret mission to find Bin Laden. This is my last nighta freedom. You look like you need a yayga-bomb."