I'll start with a cross-section of the conversation I had with Trey Aimar at Mercury Lounge (downstairs, of course).
Trey: I've been dating this girl for a little while.
Will: Oh yeah?
Trey: Yeah, man. She's from Dallas, Texas.
Will: Don't mess with Texas.
Trey: No shit, Bubba. She got a big ol' pair of fake titties. Can't stand 'em.
Will: What, are they a little too firm?
Trey: Shit, Bubba, they're about as hard as your shoulder.
I saw a pregnant lady at mass yesterday and couldn't help but think of Nardis Walker's poignant comment in Mr. Graham's class:
Mistuh Graham, I thought that if a woman had sex while she pregnant, the baby will turn out gay.
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That's an "obniferous" observation.
You just have to accept the truth at all costs.
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