Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Columbus-bound Cadets

Tomorrow, the Benedictine Cadets will face Columbus High School in the second round of the state baseball playoffs. I managed to find the playoff brackets online, but they were buried deep underneath all of the worthless high school soccer headlines.

Metro Atlantans, if you didn't already know, LOVE non-traditional, Euro-influenced, non-offensive, and no-talent requiring 'sports' like soccer.

Look at the this guy for example:



"Yea dude!! Parkview won state!! 'Money'!! Bring out the big hooded sweatshirts, the hair gel, and cargo shorts 'bee-otch'!! Let's go back to Derrick's place after this and catch the season finale of the Real World!!"

Hopefully someday Atlantans will learn to suck it up and engage in a real, roughneck sport like Mock Trial.

Anyway, if any of ya'll hear the scores tomorrow before me, please post. Thanks.

1 comment:

Pinkie said...

The '01 Mock Trial team was the biggest bunch of badasses ever assembled. Emboddying the spirit of their mentor, Daniel Winters, they emphaticaly said FUCK IT and bowed out. The names Sevier, Toraya, Whitledge, and Holland will certainly go down in the BC annals alongside other legendary names like Finnochairo, Deal, Mell, and Cannon.