Tuesday, May 31, 2005

The Irish Hurricane Dress Code

By Order #1, the Supreme Council of the Irish Hurricanes hereby decree (Provisioned under Article 2, Section 4 of the Doctrine of Kevin Barry's) the adoption of an official sports coat. If one is a member, you are not obligated to purchase such an immaculate piece of clothing until funds are available. If you are not a member and are seen parading around in this most holy of coats, you will have the "Dictatorship of Relativism" beaten out of you.

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1 comment:

Pinkie said...

When it's all said and done, this green jacket will be more prestigious than Augusta National's.