For some reason, I took a little jog tonight. I needed to "blow off a little steam" if you will. Well, as I was approaching the back side of Sanford stadium, I see a black open top jeep speeding towards me. For one thing, this baby had "sweet" flood lights on the roll bar, and a visor strategically tied around the rear view mirror.
As the jeep passed by (with four or so Gel Heads hanging out of all sides) the driver, whom we will name "Cody", reached out with his arm... pointing his finger at me (Yes, he was wearing a "wife beater.")
Cody then exclaimed to me "YEEAAAHHH! JOHNNY! What's up bro!"
I am neither Johnny, nor his bro
Cody represents all that is wrong in this age of relativism. Cody is Gel Head of the Week.
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