The University of Georgia checks in at No. 8 in the latest poll of schools where students study the least, published annually by the Princeton Review.
These elitist, blue-blood, commie, pinko, bastards have obviously never met Stephen Leonard, the Bill Brasky of studying. Stephen buried himself in accounting textbooks 26 hours a day and 9 days a week in order to earn his bachelor's and master's degree in only three semesters. He had to walk 30 miles to and from class, barefoot, in the snow, with a monkey on his back. And it was uphill both ways. Stephen took tests that lasted weeks on end and still found time to study for his other classes, while at the same time writing a new tax code that allows students to deduct the purchase of rice and soup from their adjusted gross income.
Sadly, it seems that Stephen's efforts have been in vain since, according to the Princeton Review, a UGA degree is now worthless.
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The Stew did officially pass his CPA exams as of today. All of it self taught mind you.
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