Survivor: Cook Islands

You're wondering who these people are. You notice the diversity in the group. Nothing special, yeah. Well it's the cast for the new season of Survivor. You want to pretend you're good at sarcasm by asking, "Survivor is still on? People still watch that?" Yes, people like me have watched every season.

But what is so different about the 13th season of Survivor?

The 20 people will be divided into four groups:
Whites, blacks, hispanics, and Asians.

That's right. They are making the teams compete against other races. And, of course, people are already offended by what should be considered the best twist ever on Survivor. You know you want to watch.