This premiere edition of The Quotable Connolly harkens back to St. Patrick's Day 2004, when Chris unleashed this unforgettable caption on divorced middle-aged white women everywhere in downtown Savannah:
"Hey darlin', I want a wallet-size photo of you and me, right now!"*
*Footnote: If and when Chris ever decided to use this on younger females (those under the age of, say, 17), he would usually make sure to replace the word "darlin'" with "precious."
I saw Chris a week ago. He actually has a pretty good job now. He works for a ship company on Bay Street. Chris likes it because he can watch all the women stroll down the sidewalk.
Definitely need more of this. I can't quite remember what he told me about paying for a spot in our room on St. Patrick's day at the Hilton and never setting foot in it, but it was hilarious.
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Great idea for a segment.
I saw Chris a week ago. He actually has a pretty good job now. He works for a ship company on Bay Street. Chris likes it because he can watch all the women stroll down the sidewalk.
Definitely need more of this. I can't quite remember what he told me about paying for a spot in our room on St. Patrick's day at the Hilton and never setting foot in it, but it was hilarious.
THis is great, but I still miss the Rick Schwartz Voicemail Grab Bag.
Please bring back the Rick Schwarz Voicemail Grab Bag.
Don't worry, there will be plenty more of both.
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