Wednesday, April 13, 2005

If There's Grass On the Field...

You know how the old saying goes. Well, last weekend, one of our near and dear friends applied this philosophy by making out with a sixteen year-old. To protect his identity, I will call him Snuffy P. Smith. Snuffy will turn 23 in June. Now I am no math whiz, but that is an age difference of nearly seven years.

In Snuffy's defense, the girl told him that she was seventeen. One must draw the line somewhere. And while robbing the cradle carries no sentence, the repercussions for statutory rape are very real and very grave.

4 comments:

Michael said...

Snuffy, does she have a younger sister???

HANK said...

If this one Snuffy P. Smith is who I think it is, than the 16 year old girl must have been around six feet tall.

Pinkie said...

Michael, the person in question is not a BMBS blogger. Stephen hit the nail on the head but, since I was not a witness, I can't confirm anything about the girl, other than she is 16 and a junior at SCPS.

Patrick said...

Seems like we were just 16 only a few days ago. Remember when we were 13 and we thought high school girls were way out of our league?

Tell Reardon it's not a big deal.