Sunday, February 05, 2006

A Leonard Saved is a Leonard Earned



23 years ago today, the world's best and brightest future accountant was born in Savannah, Georgia. One of the original loyal contributors here, Stephen is a Catholic with a Protestant work ethic. He has always taken a no holds barred approach, fighting the good fight against frat guys, bible-beaters, laziness, bouncers at bars (after they discover the hidden flask), fat girls, extravagance, the Second Vatican Council, prodigality, restaurant tabs, sleep, overzealous cops, and people that don't believe the water in Augusta is cherry-flavored. You really have to have a lot of respect for a guy that, within the next 5 years, is going to be either killing Muslims or doing their taxes. Here's to 23 more years of running, pimento cheese, theft, Catholicism, Church's Chicken, frugality, industry, and intolerance.

3 comments:

Michael said...

Hey jackasses, it was my birthday on Sunday as well.

HANK said...

Damn right. I always try my best.

TC said...

wait, wasn't it like all of yall's birthday on sunday? most leonards are born on that day of the year