Friday, December 05, 2008

The Juice Feels the Squeeze

OJ Simpson was sentenced today for his involvement in the much publicized little "kidnapping" incident. Reacting to his sentence, OJ said:

"In no way did I mean to hurt anybody, to steal anything from anyone," Simpson said. "I didn't want anybody else's stuff. I just wanted my own. I realize that I was stupid. I am sorry. I didn’t know that I was doing anything illegal. I thought I was retrieving property from friends. I’m sorry, I’m sorry for all of it."

I mean, come on. He didn't know he was doing anything illegal. Who hasn't gone into a hotel room and held the occupants at gunpoint while you demand property from them? Some might call that kidnapping and robbery, but let's not throw words around. I mean, they had his stuff!

Anyway, The Juice got up to 33 years. He'll be eligible for parole in nine years. I'm predicting a huge comeback for him 2018.

1 comment:

Michael said...

I can't wait for all the crackers to start rioting in LA.