Friday, February 13, 2009

Top 5 St. Patrick's Day Smells

5. Horse squeeze on hot asphalt
4. Funnel Cakes
3. Corned beef hash
2. Flat beer
1. That smell that occurs when you sip your cheap liquor and the smell of scrambled eggs wafts into your nostrils causing that quarter-stomach-turn.

1 comment:

Ryan said...

The blue mystery liquid in the porta-potties.