1. The Local- Dressed in their green best, these have been to every parade and have seen it all. Many can hang with the boys until the wee hours....or not.
2. The Rookie- These are usually attending their 1st parade, and will act like it. It's a marathon girls, not a sprint. They will not make it late into the night unless they get a chance to pass out for a while.
3. The Cougar- I use the term loosely, as they aren't necessarily single or looking for action. These are the more mature ladies that have usually applied lipstick to their face with a paint roller and are looking to kiss any man in the parade that can still hold himself up. Have been known to reek of Mad Dog 20/20.
4. The Flasher- You'll see these creep up to Bay Street to catch a glimpse of the parade before returning to their element on the river. They are more than willing to bare it all, usually at their boyfriends encouragement. It's all fun and games until they're yanked down by the SPD and get to make that call to their parents.
5. The Token- These usually don't want to be around a mass of people in the first place, and are forced to follow their boyfriend and his friends around all day and watch them get hammered, while all they can think about is getting home to their cat(s).
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I like "The Flasher" the best.
Sort of like trolls, peeping from underneath bridges from time to time.
And the sorority girls from out of town.
We can thank Spanky's on the River for starting the flasher movement.
When I was in high school in the '70's, Spanky's personnel would toss their t-shirts out of the 3rd floor windows above the restaurant to any girl who would bear it.
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