1. Pretend you recognize someone from BC who recognizes you
2. Pretend you aren't some rootless mutt with no ties to anything, really
3. Pretend that your BC ring isn't killing your fatter finger
4. Pretend that everyone you're waving to while you're marching cares that you're waving to them (fairly easy after heavy a.m. drinking)
5. Pretend that you have the stamina to suddenly be able to drink as much and as long as your red-faced, Catholic mick friends (difficult)
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Excellent post.
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