CSI

I really hate any type of procedural show: cops, crime scene, hospital. It really is the same formula every week, only with the details changed a bit. No real characters, terrible acting, forced dialogue, always wrapped up in an hour. Which is why I have a new hero on the internet.

Someone has, at the risk of their own well-being, created a seven-minute montage of the terrible one-liners that David Caruso says at the beginning of every CSI: Miami episode. The writing, the ham acting of Caruso, the constant putting-on-the-shades-before-I-deliver-my-quip, The Who punctuating every statement - it all comes together right here. People watch this garbage over Friday Night Lights, which I think is great.