BC PAC

Last weekend Pat and I were up to the usual: drinking beer and talking about how to save the world. We decided that the best way to bring about that outcome would be to join with all those who shared our goals and organize. The only problem we faced was one of logistics. Should we start our own "Swiftboat" or moveon.org -type internet campaigns? The problem was vexing.

So, I did what I normally do when I need to make an important decision; I thought to myself, "What would Erk do?" The answer was glaringly obvious: start a B.C. Political Action Committee (akin to Erk's PAC out of Snooky's).

Some ideas for stances/demands of leaders:

1. Instead of pampering terrorists at that 3 star hotel in Gitmo, they should be forced into hard labor. No, not breaking rocks or working as cheap labor for government projects. Even worse. Chasing and retrieving Coach Cannon's golf balls each weekend. Gonna plot some crazy crap? No big deal bud, just a Saturday. Use that in recruiting videos. Martyrdom never looked so pathetic.

2. Put "Commander-in-..." in front of Chief's rank.

3. Inspect the House of Representatives, RFI style. Impeach those with improper gig lines and ignorant rhetorical lines.

4. a) Set up a series of bushes on the U.N. plaza. b) Hide cartons of milk around the building. c) "Bush" the leaders of countries in OPEC. d)"Pond" the dangerous ones (in the East River). e) "Milk" the weak countries - just so they know who's boss (lookin' at you, Latvia).

5. Officially cede the city of Atlanta to Canada. It can be their problem.

6. See to it that Coach Curley is appointed to Press Secretary. That way, he can eliminate any grey areas.

Let's all work together for a better tomorrow.