Wednesday, August 22, 2007

"Is it too early for flapjacks?"


Early Monday morning, Bill Murray was pulled over in downtown Stockholm, Sweden... in a golf cart. Apparently, the cart belonged to the hotel and Mr. Murray borrowed it to drive himself to a night club down the street. Police pulled him over on his way home and noticed he smelled of alcohol. The best part is that Mr. Murray refused to take a breathalyzer, citing American legislation. He was not arrested and was let go after signing a document stating that he was driving under the influence and would allow a police officer to plead guilty for him if his blood test came back over the legal limit. It is not illegal to drive a golf cart in city traffic in Sweden.
I'm suprised the police got the jump on him, what with their wooden shoes and all. They must have made an awful racket trying to keep up.
Bill Murray is the best.
You can read the full story here on FoxNews.com.

3 comments:

Patrick said...

"Ray, If somebody asks you if you're a God you say YES!"

tim said...

"Chance of departure 50%".

Michael said...

You never say, "I'm gonna fight you, Steve." You just smile and act natural, and then you sucker-punch him.