Thursday, September 01, 2005

Target Destination; Jordan- Hare Stadium














The Boat Shoes will arrive in Auburn on Saturday, September 3rd at 5:00 p.m. central time.
The Boat Shoes will commence the dangerous switch from beer to bourbon at 5:05 p.m. central time.
The Boat Shoes will feast on barbecue and fried chicken at 5:10 p.m. central time.
The Boat Shoes will say something extremely embarrassing at 6:30 p.m. central time.
The Boat Shoes will enter Jordan-Hare stadium at 7:30 p.m. central time.
The Boat Shoes will pull out the secret weapon, a tasty flask, at 8:30 p.m. central time.
The Boat Shoes will be starving 10:45 p.m. central time.
The Boat Shoes will go into a coma at 11:00 p.m. central time.

4 comments:

Patrick said...

The Boat Shoes will return to Athens and, in November, watch both teams lose to Georgia.

Michael said...

That may be the case, but UGA will once again be forced to tackle Calvin Johnson before each pass to do so. The "dawgs" will lose 4 games this year, write it down.

tim said...

The Boat Shoes will meet a new cousin at 6:15 PM Central Time

HANK said...

The Boat Shoes left Auburn, AL VICTORIOUS at approximately 1:00 am, central time... with no cell phone.