One of the first things I saw yesterday on just about every news website was this idiots picture. Alright, so she died at 39 from what is probably a drug overdose but that doesn't mean that she was anything special. At the very most, this story should be a side note on news channels and websites, but for it to be the leading story is just retarded. Let's just recap this woman's career. She started out as a stripper and married some old guy with money. That guy died and she never saw a dime of it because the courts saw her for what she was. She was in Playboy. Let me tell you how big of a deal that is. The girls in Playboy are a dime a dozen. She stared in a bunch of B movies that are really awesome. That is if you watch Cinemax movies at 2:00 AM for more than just boobs. She had a reality show that centered around what a big drug addict she was. So, long story short, this woman did nothing productive in her life for herself or the community. Did I mention that she had a dead beat son that also died of an overdose? Because of all that, Larry King has a special tonight at 9:00 examining her life. I want to meet the person that says, "oh, that sounds interesting" and destroy them. I would like to close out with a Jim Carrey quote from an old SNL that I will direct to Anna Nicole Smith: "I'll see you in hell".
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The latest CNN headline: "Anna Nicole Smith's Shocking Death"
Really? Shocking? A strung-out white trash bimbo with too much money for her own good OD's in a hotel room? Yeah, that sure is shocking...
I actually felt the world's average IQ gain 10 points when she died.
Please, somebody kill this story now.
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